Jay Dilla - Donuts
Xiu Xiu - Fabulous Muscles
Animal Collective - Strawberry Jam
Sleep - Dopesmoker
Major Lazer - Guns Don't Kill People...Lazers Do
Monday, February 15, 2010
Saturday, February 13, 2010
Thursday, February 11, 2010
Wednesday, February 10, 2010
My Obsession
BUST A NUT!
A coconut, you perv. And make sure it's a young coconut (OK, now I'm the perv)! You are supposed to be drinking this shit, go for it whenever possible, and have a mirror handy -- to watch your own mind be blown. There's something dirty in that sentence we haven't tapped into yet, because, like a young coconut, much of the joy is in tapping it's ass yourbadself:
http://www.rawguru.com/html/openyoungcoconut.html
Dunno if you know, but coconut water (when administered orally!!!) stops all kinds of adverse drug reactions; it's germ free (until you drink it!) (pyrogen free: a substance that causes fever, especially a substance introduced into somebody's bloodstream) and as such naturally balanced with electrolytic substances like sodium, potassium, magnesium etc. this property makes it a good substitute for saline-glucose: a solution of common salt sodium chloride and distilled water, especially one having the same concentration as body fluids; you alkies and junkies out there can keep the party going, as it regularly aids in flushing the liver, since it contains lauric acid (a crystalline fatty acid. Source: coconut, laurel oils) which gives it anti-microbial properties and makes it suitable for treatment of some liver ailments like hepatitis; during the Pacific part of WWII, both sides in the conflict regularly used coconut water - siphoned directly from the nut - to give emergency plasma transfusions to wounded soldiers. Can you believe this shit! The list literally goes on and off and on...
There are plenty of commercial juice-boxes available to you, and those are fine in a pinch, but always go for the real thing, as that boxes stuff is Pasteurized and dead to you. For the full benefits, the water must be sucked directly from the nut. Never be lonely again!
A coconut, you perv. And make sure it's a young coconut (OK, now I'm the perv)! You are supposed to be drinking this shit, go for it whenever possible, and have a mirror handy -- to watch your own mind be blown. There's something dirty in that sentence we haven't tapped into yet, because, like a young coconut, much of the joy is in tapping it's ass yourbadself:
http://www.rawguru.com/html/openyoungcoconut.html
Dunno if you know, but coconut water (when administered orally!!!) stops all kinds of adverse drug reactions; it's germ free (until you drink it!) (pyrogen free: a substance that causes fever, especially a substance introduced into somebody's bloodstream) and as such naturally balanced with electrolytic substances like sodium, potassium, magnesium etc. this property makes it a good substitute for saline-glucose: a solution of common salt sodium chloride and distilled water, especially one having the same concentration as body fluids; you alkies and junkies out there can keep the party going, as it regularly aids in flushing the liver, since it contains lauric acid (a crystalline fatty acid. Source: coconut, laurel oils) which gives it anti-microbial properties and makes it suitable for treatment of some liver ailments like hepatitis; during the Pacific part of WWII, both sides in the conflict regularly used coconut water - siphoned directly from the nut - to give emergency plasma transfusions to wounded soldiers. Can you believe this shit! The list literally goes on and off and on...
There are plenty of commercial juice-boxes available to you, and those are fine in a pinch, but always go for the real thing, as that boxes stuff is Pasteurized and dead to you. For the full benefits, the water must be sucked directly from the nut. Never be lonely again!
FF RULEZ
"Because file-sharing, or downloading, or whatever, has notoriously, or supposedly, made the production of the conventional 'with-audio' record obsolete, the Fiery Furnaces will release a Silent Record," goes the characteristically verbose post. Read the rest below:
The Fiery Furnaces' next album will consist of instruction, conventional music notation, graphic music notation, reports and illustrations of previous hypothetical performances, reports and illustrations of hypothetical performances previous to the formation of their hypotheses, guidelines for the fabrication of semi-automatic machine rock, memoranda to the nonexistent Central Committee of the Fiery-Furnaces-in-Exile concerning the non-creation of situations, Relevant to Progressive Rock Division, conceptual constellations on a so-to-speak black cloth firmament, and other items that have nothing to do with the price of eggs, or milk, or whatever the proverbial expression ceased to be.
In other words, a Silent Record. You will note that there have been countless Anticipatory Plagiarisms of this endeavor. For instance, more than a millennium of sheet music. We hope to have learned from their numerous mistakes.
Upon release of the record, the band will organize a series of Fan-Band concerts, in which groups of perfectly ordinary Fiery Furnaces' fans will perform, interpret, contradict, ignore, and so on, the compositions that make up Silent Record. Write to thefieryfurnacesemail@gmail.com to nominate your post office break room, truck stop parking lot, municipal arts center, local tavern, or what-its-name to host one of these 'happenings'. By 'happenings' I mean, what will be in the future, perfectly normal rock shows. And propose yourself for Fan Band participation.
No experience necessary.
The Fiery Furnaces' next album will consist of instruction, conventional music notation, graphic music notation, reports and illustrations of previous hypothetical performances, reports and illustrations of hypothetical performances previous to the formation of their hypotheses, guidelines for the fabrication of semi-automatic machine rock, memoranda to the nonexistent Central Committee of the Fiery-Furnaces-in-Exile concerning the non-creation of situations, Relevant to Progressive Rock Division, conceptual constellations on a so-to-speak black cloth firmament, and other items that have nothing to do with the price of eggs, or milk, or whatever the proverbial expression ceased to be.
In other words, a Silent Record. You will note that there have been countless Anticipatory Plagiarisms of this endeavor. For instance, more than a millennium of sheet music. We hope to have learned from their numerous mistakes.
Upon release of the record, the band will organize a series of Fan-Band concerts, in which groups of perfectly ordinary Fiery Furnaces' fans will perform, interpret, contradict, ignore, and so on, the compositions that make up Silent Record. Write to thefieryfurnacesemail@gmail.com to nominate your post office break room, truck stop parking lot, municipal arts center, local tavern, or what-its-name to host one of these 'happenings'. By 'happenings' I mean, what will be in the future, perfectly normal rock shows. And propose yourself for Fan Band participation.
No experience necessary.
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