My Obsession

BUST A NUT!


A coconut, you perv. And make sure it's a young coconut (OK, now I'm the perv)! You are supposed to be drinking this shit, go for it whenever possible, and have a mirror handy -- to watch your own mind be blown. There's something dirty in that sentence we haven't tapped into yet, because, like a young coconut, much of the joy is in tapping it's ass yourbadself:


http://www.rawguru.com/html/openyoungcoconut.html


Dunno if you know, but coconut water (when administered orally!!!) stops all kinds of adverse drug reactions; it's germ free (until you drink it!) (pyrogen free: a substance that causes fever, especially a substance introduced into somebody's bloodstream) and as such naturally balanced with electrolytic substances like sodium, potassium, magnesium etc. this property makes it a good substitute for saline-glucose: a solution of common salt sodium chloride and distilled water, especially one having the same concentration as body fluids; you alkies and junkies out there can keep the party going, as it regularly aids in flushing the liver, since it contains lauric acid (a crystalline fatty acid. Source: coconut, laurel oils) which gives it anti-microbial properties and makes it suitable for treatment of some liver ailments like hepatitis; during the Pacific part of WWII, both sides in the conflict regularly used coconut water - siphoned directly from the nut - to give emergency plasma transfusions to wounded soldiers. Can you believe this shit! The list literally goes on and off and on...


There are plenty of commercial juice-boxes available to you, and those are fine in a pinch, but always go for the real thing, as that boxes stuff is Pasteurized and dead to you. For the full benefits, the water must be sucked directly from the nut. Never be lonely again!